About This Game We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them! Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.Game Features: True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter burstsSuper simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse buttonEpic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodnessCross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end!Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefieldPlundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wiselyWeird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!?Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest!Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said…… 1075eedd30 Title: Crush Your EnemiesGenre: Action, Indie, StrategyDeveloper:Vile MonarchPublisher:Good Shepherd EntertainmentRelease Date: 13 Jul, 2016 Crush Your Enemies Ativador Download [torrent Full] crush your enemies wiki. let's play crush your enemies. crush your enemies bible. crush your enemies bible verse. crush your enemies android. crush your enemies local multiplayer. crush your enemies mp3. crush your enemies full version apk. crush your enemies mod apk. praise from and crush your enemies. crush your enemies lamentation. crush your enemies defender. crush your enemies igg. crush your enemies see them driven. crush your enemies mrantifun. crush your enemies ios review. crush your enemies font. crush your enemies apk mod. crush your enemies definition. crush your enemies ios. i will crush your enemies. god will crush your enemies. conan the barbarian crush your enemies gif. crush your enemies robot chicken. crush your enemies download. crush your enemies metacritic. crush your enemies full apk. crush your enemies walkthrough. to crush your enemies quote meaning. crush your enemies conan. crush your enemies conan quote. crush your enemies gif Another game where you micro manage the living ♥♥♥♥ out. Tired of game companies thinking the faster I have to click the more challanging it is strategy wise.. Cuck your enemies,see the REEE before you,and hear the lamentation of their waifus.. a fun rts with a dope tug of war mechanic. An hilarious and surprisingly entertaining game, never dull and without an inch of boredom in its various levels. Strongly recommended if you like beer, metal and having fun!. Really well made game. solid, fun, engaging gameplay that evolves. writing is funny and the pace of the game is amazing. i recommend. it is a great 10 dollar value. i was satisfied. A very (initially) fun and enjoyable semi real time strategy game at a glance that quickly devolves into a giant ♥♥♥♥♥how of archaic and mind-numbingly stupid "war-against-the-controls", as well as a virtually freemium mindset when it comes to the AI (read: bordering ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t)Crush your enemies has a lot of things going for it that sadly get hampered by whomever decided to NOT include any kind of configurable control layout, complete lack of quick controls (which trust me, get pretty mandatory in the later parts) and decided to INSTEAD add these under the gamepad control layout.The two do not co-exist, and having any keyboard/mouse inputs disable the controller inputs (the controller being the literal only way to have quick commands) turns this otherwise fun game into an eldritch nightmare that quite literally lacks basic features.On the good side there are: - Very satisfying artworks- A clever gameplay design that isn't overly complex, but not backwards or stupid either- A rather cleverly designed musical score.- A typical mobile story. Personal preference as these are genuinely always terrible and this does not disappoint.On the extreme bad side there are- Broken basic gameplay controls- Absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t AI difficulty spikes. We are talking 4v1 scenarios where side objectives for 100% completion include defeating all 4 of these. You have exactly 0 advantages over enemy units by the time these start to show up, and thus reveals the critical flaw of freemium mobile gaming, where normally one would throw money at the problem to make it disappear, there is no such option here.- A typical mobile story. Personal preference as these are genuinely always terrible and this does not disappoint. Lazy 4th wall breaking included.In the end:Sadly a no. If they ever update this to add functional human being controls, give it a try, but so long as this isn't an option, and you happen to be a completionist, this will cause more salt than a typical thursday work hour CS:GO match.. Only played 5 hours: Rewrite. I forgot about this game for a short period, but I still think I should give what I consider a fair review on it. Maybe it's because I'm not a graphics person, but I still think it's not worth 9:99, however that is just me, some people may have a different opinion depending on the style you play. Update #1 is Roaming the Lands: Hey there again fellow Barbarians!We've been closely listening to your feedback and requests, and we're happy to announce that Update #1 is now available.This update addresses some of the reported issues with the game, whilst adding some new requested options. Additionally it also adds a new Chinese language option, so that a new community of players can now enjoy Brog's insightful commentary on the merrits of battle and barbarian life.Here's a full list of changes included in this update:- Option to change your language- Option to change the volume- Chinese localisation- Multiplayer bug fixes- Bug fixes- Small design tweaksWe have plans to continue to support the game well past launch, and we'll be sharing more information about these plans soon.In the meantime, we sincerely hope that everyone continues to enjoy their time conquering and pillaging!. Muk’s Update Now Available – Includes a buttload of FREE NEW CONTENT!: Hey there again fellow invaders!Your favorite foul mouthed Barbarians are back, and they came packing plenty of exciting new shite! So Fend off all that political nonsense with a dose of new content, as this free update introduces a third campaign for more murder and mayhem, just right for slaughtering your way across 11 brand-new levels.Prefer to pillage with friends? Muk’s update also has you covered with 2 New multiplayer and skirmish levels, with new features such as a Mushroom Ground type tile and extended setup phase and more, all to help you better annihilate your rivals. Plus you can now play 3 maps from single player in multiplayer online , just in case you’re not too much of a boozy numpty to have enough other people to play with.Additionally this update includes a beer-barrels worth of new fan requested features. Here’s a quick breakdown of the important additions that the update includes:Third campaign containing eleven new levels;Three maps from Local multiplayer now in Online multiplayerTwo new Local, Online multiplayer and skirmish levels;Extended setup phase mechanic featured in the new campaign and new multiplayer levels - you can now choose buildings and squads to place on predefined spots on the battle map;New tile - Fungi of Doom, which hurt units walking on themYou can now reset your shopping (and get your beer back) after finishing the campaignReset Campaign button (resets everything but achievements and campaign unlocks);VSync ON, which improves performance on most devices.MatchMaking based on game version - available battles, items;Multiplayer: tweaked connection systemUI fixesNow you can navigate with keyboard in the menusTent and Dummy item fix - now you can't put those items on existing onesLet’s roll” disabled during animation (caused some overly early battle starts in MP)Multiplayer: abandoned battles count as losesPretty sweet right? So start your holiday celebration early by grabbing a few pints of foamy beer and start smashing some more skulls to add to your already impressive collection! This is not the end of the road for us though, so keep an eye out here to learn of future new updates to the game!Cheers!. Weedcraft Inc Announced: A New Tycoon Game Explores Marijuana as Big Business.: Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant.http://store.steampowered.com/app/622720/Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles.An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits. Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019.For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.. FREE Plundering With Portals Update Now Available!: Hey there again fellow hairy chested conquistadors!With the enemy-crushing trend currently being revived by despots the world over, it’s only fair that you should get in on the action. So we’re thrilled to announce that we have some great news for you, as we’ve just released a new update called “Plundering with Portals.” This new update adds a beer barrel load of new content and features, all of which will help to make crushing the squishy will of your enemies even more fun!The Crush Your Enemies – Plundering with Portals DLC contains the following unmissable delights:. Update #2 is what you've been waiting for: Hello fellow Conquerors! Long time no see. But we're back with a loot that will make you go "wow, they really brought a lot of cool stuff". And here's what's included: Party multiplayer mode - crush your friends on the same screen! Sparring mode - play any multiplayer level with the AI 3 new levels exclusive for the party and sparring modes Multiplayer statistics and leaderboard: from now on everyone will know if you chicken out! Gamepad controls tweaks Updated speedup icon Fixed achievements issues related to collecting beer, killing individual troops and multiplayer winsNeat, huh? So go ahead and pamper yourself with some nice enemy-crushing, beer-guzzling and wimp-scoffing. And one more thing: we're not done... we'll be back.Cheers!. Special Weedcraft Inc Discount Available Now: Hello Fellow Skull Crushers!As a very small gesture of appreciation for your continued support for our studio, Vile Monarch would like to offer you a special additional 10% on our latest just released title, Weedcraft Inc. This discount is available for anyone who owns any of the titles below on Steam and stacks with any additional discounts, including the currently available 15% launch discount.Steam users will get an additional 10% discount if they own any of the following games:Block'Hood Oh SirOh Sir:The Hollywood RoastCrush Your EnemiesBeat CopOr if they own the movie Austin High on Steam!Don't own Austin High? If you buy Weedcraft Inc, you'll get Austin High for free. So how long will you have to lock in this deal? These discounts will last for two weeks from the time the game is live on Steam. Thanks so much for the support, and we can't wait to get growing with all of you Soon!. End of Summer Benefit Sale Now Available!: Hey there again you lovely people! The next few days are going to be really special for us, as we’ve teamed-up with the amazing folks from One Gamer Fund and have put our entire library of Good Shepherd Entertainment published titles on sale for the lowest prices each respective title has ever been available for here on Steam to benefit the One Gamer Fund during its inaugural charity weekend.The One Gamer Fund is a new philanthropic initiative comprised of seven gaming nonprofits: AbleGamers, Child’s Play, Games for Change, Global Game Jam, the IGDA Foundation, Stack-Up and Take This. Between 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 21 to 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 25, half of all proceeds generated by purchases of Good Shepherd games after Steam’s share of revenue is factored will be donated directly to the IGDA Foundation on behalf of the One Gamer Fund and subsequently dispersed among all partnering nonprofits.This is not all though! We’ve also just launched a special new Good Shepherd Entertainment Bundle to coincide with this sale. This bundle will allow those whom already own some of our games to easily complete their set at a special additional 25% discount! This means that you can add even more gaming goodness to life whilst helping these seven amazing charities and causes. A number of Twitch personalities will also be hosting special streams to aid the One Gamer Fund throughout the weekend. Individuals can learn more about ways to participate by visiting www.OneGamerFund.org and following @OneGamerFund on Twitter.We can’t tell you guys how much this sales means to us and how proud we are to be a small part of helping these amazing causes. None of this would be possible without all of your help though, so on behalf of everyone involved in this benefit sale, we just wanted to say thank you very much for your continued support! Here’s to the power of gaming!Greetings,The Good Shepherd Team
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